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I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And

Relax, don’t do it, when you want to go to it, Relax, don’t do it, When you want to come…

Hello, we’re at letter S. It has to be S for Sensual doesn’t it? This is, after all Sensual Touch

I visited the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican last summer. It was a Roman holiday, the weather was hot and

It’s amazing how many words we use today that were invented by Shakespeare. Undress is one of them. It was

You’ve probably done those quizzes on-line which put you into two camps, you know the ones; toilet seat up or

Not Wank. Noooooo!….. that’s way too obvious and unimaginative. W is for Where, as in where do sensual massages take

“It’s all about you, it’s all about you, baby” sang McFly in 2005. A great song by an iconic band

X got me thinking about the days when adult movies had an X rating awarded by the film classification authorities.

Ok so Zoo has no obvious connection with massage, nor does Zodiac or Zebra. So allow me a little leeway

À la recherche du temps perdu seems to be an apt phrase for these difficult times as I look back